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Have you ever, on purpose or accidentally, defenestrated someone?

Asked by rebbel (35553points) September 4th, 2021

Without looking the word up (defenestration), can you answer what you might have done to someone, had you indeed done it?
You may use your imagination.

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janbb's avatar

I have never taken anyone’s windows from them.

raum's avatar

I thought it meant knocking someone down a few pegs? Like in an argument?

Totally missing the association with windows. Wait…fenestra is window. What the heck does this word mean?!

raum's avatar

[Looks up definition.]
Ohhhh…

canidmajor's avatar

There are a few I have wanted to defenestrate, but I have only done it once, to a mean sister, when I was a child. No injuries. In later years, I considered repeating the action, from a much greater height.
It’s still on my list.

Lightlyseared's avatar

I’ve wanted to defenestrate a lot of people but modern double glazing makes it hard.

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

I knew the term from Lisa Simpson. No I don’t think that I ever did that to a person.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Does it have anything to do with verbally castrating someone?

rebbel's avatar

It does not, but it wouldn’t hurt to shout some profanities after them.

Jeruba's avatar

I haven’t, but I did write a scene in a story where someone did. Or threatened to, actually, by painting the silhouette of the person’s body on the rooftop below, where it could be seen from only one window.

I also suggested the same fate for a recalcitrant computer in a story I wrote sometime in the 1970s or early 1980s, when small office computers were the size of refrigerators, and computers the size of a pack of cards did not exist. Much easier to defenstrate the latter.

ragingloli's avatar

I have never thrown someone out of a window, no.
Unless you count airlocks.

Nomore_lockout's avatar

Don’t even know what that is. So not likely to have done anything to a person unless I know what I’m about. And the reason for it, good bad or indifferent.

Nomore_lockout's avatar

NOW I know the meaning of the Defenestration of Prague, when some people, Catholics I believe we’re tossed out of a _____ by Protestants. Causing the Thirty Years War. Well that was one cause anyway.. I do better when I get things in a historical context. Love me some history.

chyna's avatar

I didn’t mean to, but my knee was there, he moved, then I moved. It was a catastrophe.

Zaku's avatar

No. I accidentally defenestrated a bottle of Ivory liquid soap once. The window wasn’t even open, and it left a cartoon-like hole shaped like the bottle.

Brian1946's avatar

No, I haven’t.

However, my wife once playfully threatened to defenestrate me.
I told her, “You can’t solve all of your problems with violence”.

I cat I was fostering defenestrated himself when he heard my gardener using a weed-wacker outside. Thankfully the window was open, so all he did was defenestrate the screen. :-o

longgone's avatar

No. But a family friend was paralyzed after an accidental defenestration.

I just realized why that term is so memorable to anyone speaking German – @rebbel Does “Fenster” mean anything to you?

Dutchess_III's avatar

Rick once defenestrated a baby possum out the bedroom window, just a few inches above head as I was TRYING to sleep!

Nomore_lockout's avatar

And after thinking about it, why the hell would a person do that to another person anyway? That is cookoo for cocao puffs.

AlaskaTundrea's avatar

No, but I’m now wondering why the heck I knew what the word meant. ;)

cookieman's avatar

Nope, but I did shove someone down a flight of stairs once.

SergeantQueen's avatar

Yes. It is a huge fetish of mine.

Brian1946's avatar

@Brian1946

“I cat I was fostering…”

A cat….

JLoon's avatar

Yes I did.

But he paid me.

And he liked it.

Nomore_lockout's avatar

Until he died. Interpol is still looking for J the Defenestrator. Call our rat uh, info hotline 555–5555

snowberry's avatar

When we homeschooled, that was a favorite topic of conversation.

We had a sliding glass door, which qualified as a window IMO, because there was no deck or guard rail to prevent defenestration. My son defenestrated himself there. He landed unhurt, 10 feet below the window. I found out about this years later.

Knowing him, he did it more than once.

Dutchess_III's avatar

@longgone….what happened?

rebbel's avatar

@longgone It does, but only because I know a bit German.
In Dutch we have “venster”, by the way.

janbb's avatar

^^ And I knew it from the French “fenetre”.

ragingloli's avatar

It is derived from the latin “fenestra”.

JLoon's avatar

^^ As opposed to furor uterinus. ^^

JLoon's avatar

@Dutchess_III- We’ve all been there. Even with the window open ;)

canidmajor's avatar

Well, my uterus felt kinda angry during childbirth.

longgone's avatar

@Dutchess_III Young people at a house party. The guy was sitting in an open window, and someone did the type of “playful” shove that would normally end in being caught again with everybody laughing. I should have clarified: paralyzed from the waist down.

@rebbel That’s very similar. I love the sound of Dutch. So much softer!

Dutchess_III's avatar

That’s really sad @longgone.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Air conditioner in the window; out the window. Bought another one the next day.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I accidentally defenestrated my HS class ring out the window of my upstairs bedroom in the college house I was living in. I defenestrated my whole damn jewelry box. Rescued some stuff but never found my ring.
I had chosen a black onyx for my ring, unknown to me at the time that my true love, Brad, had chosen the same stone. I think we were the only ones who chose onyx.

SnipSnip's avatar

Not someone, but some things.

Jeruba's avatar

@AlaskaTundrea, you might have seen it spotlighted somewhere. It’s a word that tends to show up on lists like “Did you know we had a word for this?” and “Obscure word of the day” and “Increase your vocabulary.” For some reason this one tends to seize people’s imagination more than most.

I once caught my cat in midair leap when she was unintentionally in the act of defenestrating herself at an open third-floor window where the screen had been removed.

@Dutchess_III, I picked black onyx for my class ring too.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Great minds think alike @Jeruba!

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